dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
This is literally going to be most of our generation in 15 years.
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
get to know me meme - [2/5] favorite celebrities: mindy kaling
“I always get asked, ‘Where do you get your confidence?’ I think people are well meaning, but it’s pretty insulting. Because what it means to me is, ‘You, Mindy Kaling, have all the trappings of a very marginalized person. You’re not skinny, you’re not white, you’re a woman. Why on earth would you feel like you’re worth anything?’”
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.