(Source: missdontcare-x)


whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

(Source: aurora-spirit)

carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

(Source: carnivour)


(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)


at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

(Source: lugated)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution


larry clark, genetics transformation for zoo magazine no.40, 2013

(Source: gallowhill)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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(Source: postllimit)

ENFP in a phrase - Being Alone

the-back-pages-of-life:

It has been said that ENFPs are among the most introverted extroverts,
which means that we can spend time alone and be ok,
but then the time gets away from us,
we get lonely,
we don’t get it,
and suddenly,
we’re in the really dark place.

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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So the plot is: They have sex, she wants to smooch, he wants to flog, there’s a bunch of talking about this, they have sex again, she again wants to smooch, he again wants to flog, there’s a bunch more talking about this, and so on for several hundred word-filled pages.
Dave Barry describing the 50 Shades of Grey plot (full piece, which is hilarious, here)